need help

lol

flan wrote:lost dick help

You all are so mean, maybe he lost his friend, or pet, named Dick huh?

Ok flan, here is the plan. First you need to google search "dick" you need to check every sight that pops up. Can't afford to miss a single clue as to where you friend lies. Second if you do not get any clues on google, try various other search engines, including social networking sights. Third if that fails try asking people in real life "Have you seen Dick?" Surely there will be some benevolent individuals out there willing to help. Finally, if all else fails we go to plan B.

Plan be is pretty simple, going to the local Police Department or even the local Churches and placing posters like ones does for missing dogs. Doesn't have to be to fancy, and simply read "Missing Dick." A picture might help, as well as a reward (Perhaps some black tea bags?). If your dick is young enough you might even get an amber alert out for him/her!

I truly hope you find your buddy, Dick.

Lol. I happen to know his dick is there, and fully intact. ;D

XXXBurningStarIV wrote:Lol. I happen to know his dick is there, and fully intact. ;D

0-o You know where it is but he doesn't? OMG what did you do to him!?

/stolet

XXXBurningStarIV wrote:/stolet

Dont all woman?

Nope, not all women. Your mother helped make it.

Keeper wrote:Nope, not all women. Your mother helped make it.

Oh yah.
But all woman you date is what I meant.