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    Post by Elge Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:23 pm

    Simple enough question: What movie (or movies) would you recommend to ANY one, under the circumstance that they have not already seen it?

    1. Donnie Darko
    2. The Truman Show
    3. The Shawshank Redemption
    4. Gladiator
    5. Pan's Labyrinth


    I could go on for days with my lists but these are my top five favorite movies. Other notable recognitions are Se7en, Let The Right One In, [REC], Pulp Fiction, etc, etc.

    Some recent recognition: Taken, Slumdog Millionaire, The Wrestler. Great movies.
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    Post by Upahs_Keywork Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:21 pm

    1. The Blair Witch Project
    2. Fight Club
    3. Anchorman

    In no special order. Kitty Nods
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    Post by honey-ass Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:49 am

    Snatch
    attack the gas station
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    fatal contact (With Wu Ping just for his moves!)
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    Post by Upahs_Keywork Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:57 am

    Attack the gas station? Like in Gears 1?
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    Post by honey-ass Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:24 am

    Lol no not like like. It's about a bunch of guys that rob a gas station at the start of the movie. Then they go and rob it again. It is funny
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    Post by Upahs_Keywork Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:26 am

    Ah. Lol. I remember Pootie Tang. I actually went out and bought it. And forced Drew to watch it against his will. =]
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    Post by honey-ass Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:27 am

    http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi213385497/ this trailor for it is so lame but funny. Those crazy Koreans Very Happy
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    Post by honey-ass Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:29 am

    Lmao! Pootie Tang that's just funny. Aw the good times.
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    Post by Dead_Inside Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:33 pm

    1. The Godfather
    2. The Dark Knight
    3. ....IDK....
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    Post by honey-ass Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:38 pm

    The godfather made me fall asleep. -_-' I am all for gangster guy flicks but I can not see why that is a classic... in the end I guess for this movie you have to be a guy to understand it...
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    Post by Dead_Inside Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:01 am

    Here are some more of my favorite movies.

    The Devils Rejects
    House of a thousand corpses

    I love the gore. I can smile through the whole movies. In the devils rejects they kill this girls father, cut off his chest and face, then he wears it. After she is tied up and hanging on the bunny and he is wearing the face. He goes up to her and goes "Who's your daddy" and kisses her a few times with his face on.

    The devils rejects, ottis takes his knife and cuts this dudes face of. Then puts it on the guys girlfriend. Then she is tied to a hotell room. Once she is found she runs into the street gets ran over by a truck. You see her organs splatered across the street.
    Oh did i mention before he did this he basically raped this guys wife for not thinking his sister was hot.
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    Post by Upahs_Keywork Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:16 am

    Lol. They were pretty good gore movies. I could never watch them twice though. But I LOVED them the first time around
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    Post by Elge Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:19 am

    I think Rob Zombie needs to go back to making music and not ruining movies.








    Wait, he ruined music too. Damn.


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    Post by Dead_Inside Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:20 am

    XXXBurningStarIV wrote:Lol. They were pretty good gore movies. I could never watch them twice though. But I LOVED them the first time around
    Yep
    I noticed rob zombie likes showing off his wife's body in those movies to lol.

    ALSO ELGE
    YOUR FAIL
    Those movies are amazing and so is his music. People stopped liking his music because the techno stuff is out of it basically. Its more like White Zombie which i love. But alot heavier. Listen to his song for Punisher Warzone, really heavy. You people dont like it because its something different. You could at least give it a chance. Or your complete failure elge.

    OOOH
    he is making halloween 2 the remake also.
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    Post by Nerojin Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:55 am

    People don't like change. I like Rob Zombies newer songs and his White Zombie songs also. Maybe it's because I started to listen to his new stuff before the old? Or maybe it's because I don't care. lol
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    Post by Elge Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:27 pm

    Zeon-Darksol wrote:
    XXXBurningStarIV wrote:Lol. They were pretty good gore movies. I could never watch them twice though. But I LOVED them the first time around
    Yep
    I noticed rob zombie likes showing off his wife's body in those movies to lol.

    ALSO ELGE
    YOUR FAIL
    Those movies are amazing and so is his music. People stopped liking his music because the techno stuff is out of it basically. Its more like White Zombie which i love. But alot heavier. Listen to his song for Punisher Warzone, really heavy. You people dont like it because its something different. You could at least give it a chance. Or your complete failure elge.

    You can't have an arguement without resorting to name calling, can you? When you defend something, you usually have to provide EVIDENCE. Calling them "different" is totally false. What are they different from? House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects are gore porn movies. They rely too much on gross scares and sex to have any real substance or story to them. Maybe that's why so many ill-informed people like them. They don't know better.

    Here's the difference between Rob Zombie's "Halloween" and John Carpenter's original, superior version:

    In Zombie's version, Michael Myers is a troubled serial killer with a tormented past, abusive father, sexually promiscuous and otherwise uncaring mother, and a sister who doesn't give a damn. In summary, he's the epitome of the "quiet kid" you don't want to speak to in high school. Why is this bad? Because it's tired and cliche. It's been done before. Go watch Psycho if you don't believe me.

    The original Michael Myers had no motive, no history, no troubled youth: he was pure, raw, visceral fear. He was a figurative monster. He was the superior Michael Myers.

    I don't like Zombies' movies because they're "different" - they're not, broaden your library of movies. I hate his movies because they're just an extension of crap like Hostel.

    You want a movie with blood, gore, but also with a heart behind it? Watch the first Saw. You want a movie with no substance, no passion, just a 2 hour ride of blood, violence, and softcore porn, watch a Zombie flick.

    As for his music? Here's a general recap of most of his song: "3-4 minutes of psychedelic guitar riffs intertwined with nasally singing and inane lyrics about horses, the supernatural, or something equally obscure."

    He's a great front man, too. I love the way he fires people from his band just because he feels like it.

    You want good, American horror films or psychological thrillers? Jacob's Ladder, The Thing, The Shining, 1408, anything by David Lynch (Eraserhead, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, etc.), Se7en, Sunshine, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (original), the first Blair Witch Project (for which there is already a topic made), and on, and on.
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    Post by Dead_Inside Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:31 pm

    Elge wrote:
    Zeon-Darksol wrote:
    XXXBurningStarIV wrote:Lol. They were pretty good gore movies. I could never watch them twice though. But I LOVED them the first time around
    Yep
    I noticed rob zombie likes showing off his wife's body in those movies to lol.

    ALSO ELGE
    YOUR FAIL
    Those movies are amazing and so is his music. People stopped liking his music because the techno stuff is out of it basically. Its more like White Zombie which i love. But alot heavier. Listen to his song for Punisher Warzone, really heavy. You people dont like it because its something different. You could at least give it a chance. Or your complete failure elge.

    You can't have an arguement without resorting to name calling, can you? When you defend something, you usually have to provide EVIDENCE. Calling them "different" is totally false. What are they different from? House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects are gore porn movies. They rely too much on gross scares and sex to have any real substance or story to them. Maybe that's why so many ill-informed people like them. They don't know better.

    Here's the difference between Rob Zombie's "Halloween" and John Carpenter's original, superior version:

    In Zombie's version, Michael Myers is a troubled serial killer with a tormented past, abusive father, sexually promiscuous and otherwise uncaring mother, and a sister who doesn't give a damn. In summary, he's the epitome of the "quiet kid" you don't want to speak to in high school. Why is this bad? Because it's tired and cliche. It's been done before. Go watch Psycho if you don't believe me.

    The original Michael Myers had no motive, no history, no troubled youth: he was pure, raw, visceral fear. He was a figurative monster. He was the superior Michael Myers.

    I don't like Zombies' movies because they're "different" - they're not, broaden your library of movies. I hate his movies because they're just an extension of crap like Hostel.

    You want a movie with blood, gore, but also with a heart behind it? Watch the first Saw. You want a movie with no substance, no passion, just a 2 hour ride of blood, violence, and softcore porn, watch a Zombie flick.

    As for his music? Here's a general recap of most of his song: "3-4 minutes of psychedelic guitar riffs intertwined with nasally singing and inane lyrics about horses, the supernatural, or something equally obscure."

    He's a great front man, too. I love the way he fires people from his band just because he feels like it.

    You want good, American horror films or psychological thrillers? Jacob's Ladder, The Thing, The Shining, 1408, anything by David Lynch (Eraserhead, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, etc.), Se7en, Sunshine, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (original), the first Blair Witch Project (for which there is already a topic made), and on, and on.


    So, nearly everyone loves tokyo gore police, but thats just straight through gore. So i have a question, why is house of a thosuand corpses or the devils rejects any different? They rely on gore and sex which makes them epic. That helps make a movie. Heres the plot.
    House of a thousand corpses:
    These kids writing a book stop at captian splauldings gore ride. They ride it and want to find DR. Satan. They go to a house with insane people. Then get murdered.
    Devils Rejects:
    The killers are now on the run, in a more realistic setting unlike the original.
    ALSO
    I love zombie flicks they are epic and gory. I love core.
    I LOVE, AND BY THIS I MEAN I LOVE TOKYO GORE POLICE. IT IS EPIC AND ONE OF THE MOST GORRIEST AND MESSED UP THINGS YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!!

    And i love the first saw. It has a story. I loved it. I loved saw 5 also, as one of the best. They both aren't just pure torcher and they actually have a storyline behind it, which unlike the other's stretch throughout the whole movie, instead of just being about ten minutes of the movie while the rest is torcher.



    And by your standerts no i dont want good horror or phycological thrillers.
    Good horror in my view is.
    Friday the 13th
    Nightmare on elm street
    Halloween
    Saw
    House of a thousand corpses
    Halloween the remake
    The Shining
    1408
    28 days later
    28 weeks later
    dawn of the dead

    Ok a few movies you like are in my list. Besides that i dont like any of your so called "good movies"

    As for his music. Its epic. I like the horror music. Stop critizing him already because you are affraid of change.

    As for this
    In Zombie's version, Michael Myers is a troubled serial killer with a tormented past, abusive father, sexually promiscuous and otherwise uncaring mother, and a sister who doesn't give a damn. In summary, he's the epitome of the "quiet kid" you don't want to speak to in high school. Why is this bad? Because it's tired and cliche. It's been done before. Go watch Psycho if you don't believe me.

    The original Michael Myers had no motive, no history, no troubled youth: he was pure, raw, visceral fear. He was a figurative monster. He was the superior Michael Myers.

    The original was better. Im not saying it was worse. The original is by far The greatest horror movie ever made. As for the remake. No its not cliche. How many movies do you see where the kid stabs his father 16 times in the face? In real life the sister wouldnt care. Most likely the mother wouldn't care if she allowed it. Most likely the sister wouldnt care because she isnt the one getting beat. Its not cliche. Its real life scenario. ALSO ive seen pycho. I have a question. In phyco did his dad beat him, did he have a sister who didnt care, and did him mom not care about him? Well the mom was overly protective of everything. So he killed her, plain and simple. It never talks about his father, or any other family member he has besides his mother.


    BTW
    The devils rejects beat all of the following movies on your list.

    Jacob's Ladder, 1408, Eraserhead, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Se7en, Sunshine, 28 Days Later, the first Blair Witch Project

    Ive seen most of them, and for the rest watched the trailors. Your problem with movies like rob zombie's is that your not a big enough gore fan. Or a fan of things such as short pop fiction novels. Or movies that dont get deep inside the characters brain where you can predect every one of his moves. It doesnt get to a point where you can almost feel sorry when the character dies. I dont feel like watching a movie like that when im watching a thriller or a horror movie. Freddy you didnt get in the characters mind's to much. You knew what they felt you could see them. You didn't care when they died though. If you were me, you actually would laugh when they died.

    Or in the Devils rejects case smile to yourself through the whole movie, just enjoying every last momment of the gore.

    If you couldn't notice i love gore. I love seing people get chopped in half. I love seing people get crushed to death. I love seing people get there faces cut of and worn by there wife. I love seing ottis make his artwork. I love everything about gore. Its why im going to love these movies and you people aren't.


    with no substance, no passion,
    OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! That movie made me laugh and smile with a passion. I felt for the characters. At the end of the movie i felt bad when they died. I grew to love the characters. By the way alot of stuff happens in the first saw and the devils rejects. The first saw movie was basically a huge puzzle which is why i love it. Its not pure torcher like the rest. The devils rejects, just make me kinda sad at the end when they die, but it makes me smile to. They die so that they never get them. They take one last stand. They know they have no hope left. They take on last chance to kill a few of them. While the song freebird a amazing song was playing.
    I love the characters. I almost wish they didnt die so that they could have another sequel. Oh by the way.

    The Devils Rejects
    7/10
    On internet movie database which is what people rated it.
    Heres the first review on the page for it.
    8/10
    This movie has some classic ingredients for a great horror movie. Interesting characters, some really vile gore scenes, bad language, unnecessary nudity, and some familiar faces; Leslie Easterbrook (from the Police Academy movies), Ken Foree (the original Dawn Of The Dead), 80's pop singer/actress E.G. Daily and Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes) provide more than enough nostalgia for retro junkies, like myself.

    The story isn't overly fast paced but the gore can be thick and pretty relentless and is at times implied rather than shown which I think adds to the experience. I really enjoyed Leslie Easterbrook as Mother Firefly (replacing Karen Black who was in the first movie, House Of 1000 Corpses). She does some wonderful overacting in her scenes, it's a shame she wasn't in it more, same goes for E.G. Daily who plays a sassy hooker. In fact everyone was great in their parts, let's face it this is not Shakespeare - this is a horror movie, I for one demand hammy over the top performances and a bit of camp! I don't want to give anything away but I will say my favourite scenes involved Mother Firefly and the sheriff, and Captain Spaulding and a mother and child. If you enjoyed House Of 1000 Corpses, this is a superior sequel in my mind and you wont be disappointed. If your idea of horror is a glossy PG-13 rated remake you might want to try weaning yourself onto this kind of movie with something a little less extreme.

    House of a thousand corpses
    5.6/10
    This in my opinion is underated. Well considering it was popular enough to have a sequel this is underated.
    Here is the second review. The first one gave it 6/10.
    8/10
    Let me say this right off that bat. If you're idea of a horror film is I know What You Did Last Summer and you consider Scream and The Exorcist to be the most shocking films ever made, this is not a film for you. If you havent seen I Spit on Your Grave, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead or Last House on the Left, this is not a film for you. If you've never listened to "Living Dead Girl" or "Superbeast" this is not a film for you.

    Now having said that, this is a film for me. It is a film for true horror fans, the kind that stay up and watch Dawn of the Dead and The Beyond, who know who Lucio Fulci and Dario Argento and George Romero are. This is a film that was meant to be seen by people like this and will only be enjoyed by people like this. This is not exactly mainstream stuff here. Only a small percentage of people enjoy this stuff, and for those people, this film is a true rivival of classic exploitive horror.

    Rob Zombie has created a homage to 1970's exploitation/horror films, and he has been extremly successful in achieving that goal. The film borrows largely from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Last House on the Left, with his own little bits of original demential thrown in and an assortment of other horror film references. The film tells the tale of four teenagers who are terrorized and tortured by a bizarre southern family living in a remote farmhouse in 1977. The film uses all sorts of camera tricks--negative colouring, split-screens and seemingly random inserts of grainy snuff-like footage of various S&M and gore images; the off-the-wall effect is similar to what Oliver Stone did in Natural Born Killers. The film is not about plot, or about characters. Its purpose is to shock and disturb, to serve no other function than to entertain through exploitation and disgusting and bizarre violence. Just as you think the limits of weirdness are approaching, Zombie takes the film a step farther, and before long you surrender yourself to the mercy of the film and just accept things for what they are. The film has the feeling of an out of control freight train being piloted by a madman and the climax of the film is truly bizarre. The reviewers who wrote the film off as overly-sadistic with little in the ways of character development, plot or suspence have come to see a different kind of film, perhaps more at home with titles like The Sixth Sense or Silence of the Lambs. The have no busineness debasing a great film like this.

    Rob Zombie has created a film that is both a homage and derivative at the same time; most things in the film have been done before, in one shape or another, and the level of gore is a fraction of what was intended, due to its shameful R-rating. To see the inevitable Unrated Directors Cut on video is going to be a true horror experience.

    But this film is something has hasnt been seen in decades and it has been made with the utmost care that only a true horror fan could provide. It is a film made by horror fans for horror fans, a true labor of love by Mr. Zombie, despite some flaws. If you arent sitting the theater going "hey, theres Bill Mosely from TCM 2!" or "hey, that shot is a homage to the cover of Evil Dead!" or "hey, he wears peoples skin like Leatherface!" then you probably arent meant to be seeing this film. But for those who are, the film is a true gem and a rarity; it is a kind of film that hasnt been seen on the screens in over twenty years and probably wont be for another twenty years. Get out there and enjoy this rare experience while you still can.

    An instant cult-hit.

    Grade: A

    For true horror fans only. Everyone else just wont get it.

    I have a question, did you get the plot for this movie really? If not listen to the lyrics for rob zombie's song Pussy Liquor. It explains the movie. Move reviews after that one seem to give it a 7-10/10


    You like horror movies? Have you seen the original 1974 "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? If not, do yourself a favor and go watch it, and then come back and treat yourself to Rob Zombies wonderful homage "House of 1000 Corpses". The film is all homage and humor, but it would be wrong to call it parody. The film is really lovingly done.

    Now mind you, this isn't in the same class as movies like "Apocalypse Now" and "Citizen Kane". It is, however, still beautiful. The style is almost in overkill and is where most of the entertainment is derived from. The story is secondary. Like many a horror film, it's about a group of young people who go where they shouldn't and p*ss-off (I can't believe I had to censor this word) some creepy hicks. In this case they are looking for Doctor Satan, a local legend who might just be real. From there it follows the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" formula pretty closely, but far better than any of that films sequels ever did. The film is very inventive and keeps from being very boring or very predictable. I was able to guess at a few things, but then I watch a lot of horror films.

    A real stand out is the use of color. The photography is surprisingly good for a horror effort. Another big reason to watch is Sid Haig who acted in many 70s classic exploitation efforts. The guy has always been fun to watch and is really funny here.

    After this I'm really looking forward to Zombies's "The Devil's Rejects"
    10/10 That review was. I honestly have to agree with this.
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    Post by Elge Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:58 pm

    So I just skimmed through all of that useless rambling and nonsensical copypasta of obvious fans of the gore porn genre. Let's recap what you've just said:

    • You suck because you don't like Rob Zombie
    • You suck because you don't like gore porn
    • You suck
    • My opinion is truth because this is the internet and all hail the king of the webz
    • You suck


    Did I miss anything? If you want to have an argument, be objective. I see you posted reviews from fans. Let's look at the other side, alright?

    House of 1000 Corpses has an AVERAGE of 31/100 on Metacritic (which is simply an aggregated compilation of all reviews for the film). If you want to bring film critics into it, you need to acknowledge your own disaster of a movie. Here are some review summaries with lower-rated scores:

    1. As much as film buffs might enjoy recognizing references to "Motel Hell" and other drive-in classics, Mr. Zombie's encyclopedic approach to the genre results in a crowded, frenzied film in which no single idea is developed to a satisfying payoff.
    2. Shock-rocker Rob Zombie's loving homage to flat-out nasty horror films of the 1970s will leave many post-"Scream" (1996) horror fans cold because of what it's not. It's not slick or glossy. It's not funny or self-referential.
    3. Dazzling visuals, gob smacking editing, flamboyant sets and deliciously over the top characters. Unfortunately that’s the only merit I can give the long awaited House of 1000 Corpses.


    You see? The vast MAJORITY (oooh I said it) does not agree with your ill-refined taste in movies. House of 1000 Corpses is shameless, bland, uninspiring, and holds no ground in modern cinema. It's just another fleeting failure of Zombie's career.

    As for the other movies I have mentioned, to even put them in the same list as these two train wrecks is a testament to your lack of film knowledge. It's an insult to the horror genre and to yourself as a viewer. I highly (see: 100%) doubt that you have seen at least the trailers for some of those I have mentioned. It's a wonder you've not been assaulted by people in the streets for your crazy talk.
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    Post by Elge Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:02 am

    You said The Devil's Rejects beat all of the following movies:

    Jacob's Ladder, 1408, Eraserhead, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Se7en, Sunshine, 28 Days Later, the first Blair Witch Project.

    Well, that's funny. Because...you see, I went to various websites to find average scores for all of these movies. Let's compare:

    The Devils Rejects
    Rotten Tomatoes: 54%
    IMDb: 6.9/10
    Metacritic: 53/100

    Jacob's Ladder
    Rotten Tomatoes: 72%
    IMDb: 7.5/10
    Metacritic: 62/100

    1408
    Rotten Tomatoes: 78%
    IMDb: 6.9/10
    Metacritic: 64/100

    Eraserhead (Just to simply put this movie next to anything Rob Zombie has done is an insult to film.)
    Rotten Tomatoes: 90%
    IMDb: 7.4/10
    Metacritic: N/A

    Inland Empire
    Rotten Tomatoes: 70%
    IMDb: 7.2/10
    Metacritic: 72/100

    Mulholland Drive
    Rotten Tomatoes: 81%
    IMDb: 8.0/10
    Metacritic: 81/10

    Se7en:
    Rotten Tomatoes: 84%
    IMDb: 8.6/10
    Metacritic: 65/10

    Sunshine
    Rotten Tomatoes: 76%
    IMDb: 7.3/10
    Metacritic: 64/10

    28 Days Later
    Rotten Tomatoes: 88%
    IMDb: 7.5/10
    Metacritic: 73/100

    The Blair Witch Project
    Rotten Tomatoes: 85%
    IMDb: 6.2/10
    Metacritic: 81/100

    Let's throw in my favorite horror movie anyway, just for shits and giggles. It's a spanish film.

    [REC]
    Rotten Tomatoes: 94%
    IMDb: 7.8/10
    Metacritic: N/A

    Now you can go and you can find reviews for each one of these movies that is less-than-favorable. NO single movie is going to have unanimous praise from every single person. Someone will always hate it. But the fact (repeat: fact) is that you said, and I quote, "The devils rejects beat all of the following movies on your list."

    Really? What did it beat them at? Being a terrible movie? You're certainly right about that. Next time you want to express opinion, learn to rephrase your sentence. "I like The Devil's Rejects more than these movies," would've been correct. Calling it better than them is ignorance.

    But ignorance is bliss, they say.


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    Post by Dead_Inside Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:08 am

    Elge wrote:So I just skimmed through all of that useless rambling and nonsensical copypasta of obvious fans of the gore porn genre. Let's recape what you've just said:

    • You suck because you don't like Rob Zombie
    • You suck because you don't like gore porn
    • You suck
    • My opinion is truth because this is the internet and all hail the king of the webz
    • You suck


    Did I miss anything? If you want to have an argument, be objective. I see you posted reviews from fans. Let's look at the other side, alright?

    House of 1000 Corpses has an AVERAGE of 31/100 on Metacritic (which is simply an aggregated compilation of all reviews for the film). If you want to bring film critics into it, you need to acknowledge your own disaster of a movie. Here are some review summaries with lower-rated scores:

    1. As much as film buffs might enjoy recognizing references to "Motel Hell" and other drive-in classics, Mr. Zombie's encyclopedic approach to the genre results in a crowded, frenzied film in which no single idea is developed to a satisfying payoff.
    2. Shock-rocker Rob Zombie's loving homage to flat-out nasty horror films of the 1970s will leave many post-"Scream" (1996) horror fans cold because of what it's not. It's not slick or glossy. It's not funny or self-referential.
    3. Dazzling visuals, gob smacking editing, flamboyant sets and deliciously over the top characters. Unfortunately that’s the only merit I can give the long awaited House of 1000 Corpses.


    You see? The vast MAJORITY (oooh I said it) does not agree with your ill-refined taste in movies. House of 1000 Corpses is shameless, bland, uninspiring, and holds no ground in modern cinema. It's just another fleeting failure of Zombie's career.

    As for the other movies I have mentioned, to even put them in the same list as these two train wrecks is a testament to your lack of film knowledge. It's an insult to the horror genre and to yourself as a viewer. I highly (see: 100%) doubt that you have seen at least the trailers for some of those I have mentioned. It's a wonder you've not been assaulted by people in the streets for your crazy talk.

    No i have film knowledge. I just dont care about the plot. I love the godfather. I love the dark knight. My horror movies though i love gore. Most people love gore. The problem with both of us on the forum to is because were both to opinionated.

    I dont want you replying to any of my post's.
    Yes i have film knowledge. Your just affraid of gore.The point of the movie is over the top characters to. For house of a thosand corpses. Its supposed to be unrealistic. Metacritic sucks. INDB is what most people use.

    So I just skimmed through all of that useless rambling and nonsensical copypasta of obvious fans of the gore porn genre. Let's recape what you've just said:

    [list][*]You suck because you don't like Rob Zombie
    [*]You suck because you don't like gore porn
    [*]You suck
    [*]My opinion is truth because this is the internet and all hail the king of the webz
    [*]You suck
    No you dont suck for not liking gore porn. You suck for going " This genre of movie is horrible. I hate it because it has no storyline "
    No you dont get that opinioted over something. You dont walk around everywhere telling everyone " Gore sucks because it has no plot hahahaha "
    No. BTW you do suck horribly. I hate your tast in music, games, and movies. Personally i didnt really like your book, if that was even yours, from the chapter i read of it online. Yes i said online, and for free.
    No im not the king of the webz. Im not that into myself to think something like that. But aparantly you do. You seem to think your right about everything just as i do. To be honest were both the same. Self centered people who always thing they can never be wrong about anything.

    I love gore.
    Watch this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ffeJtMnV3c
    I love the japanese movie style. Complete fore movies. Rated R gore movies that are messed up. Great gore in them. Far worse than in any Saw movie. Its far more messed up. I love japanese movies man. There epic in gore.
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    Post by Dead_Inside Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:11 am

    Elge wrote:Wait, I'm not done: placeholder for upcoming win.
    This proves my point. You always think your gonna win. Your think your always right just like me. Were both jerks in every degree. Difference is between me and you though is that I admit it while you dont. We both go around thinking were all that even though were not. We both go around stating our opinion as if it was the fact. We both go around thinking were always right, and everyone else's opinion is wrong. That is why we will never be able to get along together. Were both complete jerks about everything, and overpush our opinions about everything.

    BTW You always think your gonna win every arguement even though im NEVER EVER letting lose on this. This topic makes me hate you. Everything about you. Music, Movies, and in the other topic Games.
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    Post by Elge Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:18 am

    Zeon-Darksol wrote:No. BTW you do suck horribly. I hate your tast in music, games, and movies. Personally i didnt really like your book, if that was even yours, from the chapter i read of it online. Yes i said online, and for free.
    No im not the king of the webz. Im not that into myself to think something like that. But aparantly you do. You seem to think your right about everything just as i do. To be honest were both the same. Self centered people who always thing they can never be wrong about anything.

    The one major difference between you and I, friend, is that when I argue, I use objectivity, logic, and wit. You resort to insults and one-sidedness. It only makes you look all the more distressed.

    Gore does nothing for a film except attract an audience looking for a way to mindlessly spend two hours in a dark, cold theater. Gore is not scary; gore is, if anything, insulting to the viewer. Does a movie really need to be bathed in blood, violence, and dismemberment to be scary? If done effectively, it works. If every single "horror" movie comes out and is exactly like that, it gets tired and redundant. House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects were the same paper-thin plot juxtaposed in two different settings. They are as weak as a "horror" movie can be. Torn to shreds by anyone with the faintest bit of common sense and imagination. But I implore you to wait just a little while longer. I'm doing a bit of comparing that I think you'll find rather enlightening.
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    Post by Dead_Inside Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:22 am

    Elge wrote:
    Zeon-Darksol wrote:No. BTW you do suck horribly. I hate your tast in music, games, and movies. Personally i didnt really like your book, if that was even yours, from the chapter i read of it online. Yes i said online, and for free.
    No im not the king of the webz. Im not that into myself to think something like that. But aparantly you do. You seem to think your right about everything just as i do. To be honest were both the same. Self centered people who always thing they can never be wrong about anything.

    The one major difference between you and I, friend, is that when I argue, I use objectivity, logic, and wit. You resort to insults and one-sidedness. It only makes you look all the more distressed.

    Gore does nothing for a film except attract an audience looking for a way to mindlessly spend two hours in a dark, cold theater. Gore is not scary; gore is, if anything, insulting to the viewer. Does a movie really need to be bathed in blood, violence, and dismemberment to be scary? If done effectively, it works. If every single "horror" movie comes out and is exactly like that, it gets tired and redundant. House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects were the same paper-thin plot juxtaposed in two different settings. They are as weak as a "horror" movie can be. Torn to shreds by anyone with the faintest bit of common sense and imagination. But I implore you to wait just a little while longer. I'm doing a bit of comparing that I think you'll find rather enlightening.
    Yes it does.

    And yes we are the same. We have no differences except i admit im over opinionated and im a jerk. While you dont. You push your own opinions on everyone just like i do. You always think your right just like i do. We are the same in every way shape and form. Both overly opinionated jerks. Learn to accept it. You will be getting it alot in your life.

    Oh the devils rejects and hose of a thousand corpses is weak. That brings us back to this.
    You resort to insults and one-sidedness. It only makes you look all the more distressed.
    Your only bringing up one side in that post. People who dont like non stop gore and violence, while not taking in the peoples opinions who like gore and nonstop violence like me. I do the same but with people who like gore and nonstop violence. You just insulted that movie to. There you go, i just proved my point. Were both overly opinionated jerks.
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    Post by Elge Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:31 am

    Zeon-Darksol wrote:Your only bringing up one side in that post. People who dont like non stop gore and violence, while not taking in the peoples opinions who like gore and nonstop violence like me. I do the same but with people who like gore and nonstop violence. You just insulted that movie to. There you go, i just proved my point. Were both overly opinionated jerks.

    I brought up one side because you had already shown the other. I didn't think it necessary to show the favorable again; you took care of that so efficiently. I was simply playing devil's advocate and showing you the other side, something you didn't seem too familiar with. I didn't insult anything. An insult is offensive name calling without justification. EVERY time I have said something bad about those movies, I have always backed it up with an explanation. All you keep saying about them is they're "different."

    And by the way, head back one page; that placeholder post is updated.
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    Post by Dead_Inside Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:35 am

    Elge wrote:
    Zeon-Darksol wrote:Your only bringing up one side in that post. People who dont like non stop gore and violence, while not taking in the peoples opinions who like gore and nonstop violence like me. I do the same but with people who like gore and nonstop violence. You just insulted that movie to. There you go, i just proved my point. Were both overly opinionated jerks.

    I brought up one side because you had already shown the other. I didn't think it necessary to show the favorable again; you took care of that so efficiently. I was simply playing devil's advocate and showing you the other side, something you didn't seem too familiar with.

    And by the way, head back one page; that placeholder post is updated.
    Your bringing me up with a side that is giving me a headache and making me angry because as we both know, we both hate everyone else's opinion. I showed the other because you showed the first. ALSO critics are fail. More or less they like the greatest movies ever made. Listen to reviews from actual people on IMDB.com for review people themselves wrote on the devils rejects. It has 7/10, 70%. Thats review from actual people combined, not reviews from critics that hate gore and need loads and loads of storyline and backstory.

    Also that placeholder doesnt cause win if you read this post. Here are reviews below.

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